About this test
Curses, capslocks, experts from the couch and the sacred "will there be a source?". Find out what kind of bullshit you bring in the comments. Comments have their own ecosystem: someone brings sources, someone capslock, and someone comes in just to write that everyone around is wrong. The test identifies your typical role in a digital argument, where the last word is somehow more important than the topic.
We look at reactions to provocations, questionable facts, other people's mistakes and messages without context. The result won't stop you from arguing, but it might explain why the thread suddenly grew to two hundred replies after your comment.
What the questions actually test
“What the hell are you in the comments?” contains 5 concrete scenes, starting with “Someone on the Internet is writing obvious bullshit. You…” and reaching “Your long argument was answered with "ok". What is the final?”. The options below each scene show the full range of reactions without revealing the final archetype.
- Someone on the Internet is writing obvious bullshit. You…
- 😌 I pass by - nerves are more expensive
- ☝️ I leave one calm clarification
- 🧐 I'm writing a paragraph with references, because someone has
- 🔥 I turn on the capslock: TODAY YOU'LL FIND OUT EVERYTHING, BITCH
- There are already 900 comments under the news and it smells like shit. Your contribution?
- 🛡️ Zero, I love myself
- 👍 I put the reaction to the most adequate
- 🍿 I read everything and silently gasp
- 🦵 I dive in with my feet and my own statistics
- Toby pointed out an error in the word. What is your bitch doing?
- ✅ Thanks and I'll fix it
- 😒 I correct it without thanks, because it sucks
- 🎨 I say that this is the author's style, damn it
- ⚔️ I find a mistake in the answer and start a language war
- An "expert" entered the discussion, who doesn't know anything about horseradish. You…
- 🚫 I don't feed the troll
- 🔗 I am asking for a source and waiting
- 📋 I am breaking down his bullshit point by point
- 🐸 I invite you to a duel with memes until the last curse
- Your long argument was answered with "ok". What is the final?
- 🚶 Okay, okay, I went to live
- 🙂 I put a reaction and close the chat
- 😏 I write "arguments over?"
- 📚 I'm creating 14 more messages, because you can't get enough of me that easily
Frequently asked questions
What exactly does “What the hell are you in the comments?” explore?
The quiz connects your decisions in “Someone on the Internet is writing obvious bullshit. You…” and “Your long argument was answered with "ok". What is the final?”. Choices range from “😌 I pass by - nerves are more expensive” to “📚 I'm creating 14 more messages, because you can't get enough of me that easily”, while the outcome depends on the complete answer pattern.
How long does “What the hell are you in the comments?” take?
About 2 min: answer 5 questions, from “Someone on the Internet is writing obvious bullshit. You…” through “Your long argument was answered with "ok". What is the final?”. No registration is required to take it.