About this test
Let's check if you can be relied on, if you disappear at the most needed moment and come back with a meme as if nothing happened. Friendship is tested not by beautiful greetings, but by moving, night messages, honest conversations and the ability not to disappear immediately after the word "will you help?". Here we measure reliability without pompous quotes and paired bracelets.
The answers will show if you are really there or if you support the person by reacting to the message after three days. The humor is crude, but the questions touch on very real things: attention, boundaries, reciprocity and responsibility.
What the questions actually test
“Are you a cool friend or a Wi-Fi jerk?” contains 5 concrete scenes, starting with “A friend asks for help with moving. Your level of friendly bullshit?” and reaching “The last piece of pizza left. Friendship or love?”. The options below each scene show the full range of reactions without revealing the final archetype.
- A friend asks for help with moving. Your level of friendly bullshit?
- 💪 I will come on time and bring water
- 📦 I'll come, but I'll hang on the closet
- ☕ I will be three hours late with coffee
- 🫥 I'll write "oh, just saw" next week
- At three o'clock in the morning, a friend writes: "I'm fucked." You…
- 📞 I call and listen
- 🫡 I ask if it is urgent and turn on
- 🐸 Dropping a meme and I hope it helped
- 🔕 I turn off the sound - the fucker has working hours
- A friend has achieved something cool. Your reaction?
- 🎉 I am sincerely happy and celebrate with him
- 🙂 I'm glad, even if I'm a little jealous, because I'm human
- 😏 I say "well you're just lucky"
- 🏆 I immediately remember why my achievement is cooler
- You were entrusted with a shameful secret. What's up, bitch?
- 🔐 Will die with me
- 🤐 I will not tell, even when it is very itchy
- 👀 I will tell one person without names, it almost does not count
- 📱 This is already a story script for close friends
- The last piece of pizza left. Friendship or love?
- 🍕 I ask who wants, and share
- ✂️ I take half, because we are civilized animals
- 😶 I don't look them in the eye slowly
- 👑 This is my pizza, fuck you all
Frequently asked questions
What exactly does “Are you a cool friend or a Wi-Fi jerk?” explore?
The quiz connects your decisions in “A friend asks for help with moving. Your level of friendly bullshit?” and “The last piece of pizza left. Friendship or love?”. Choices range from “💪 I will come on time and bring water” to “👑 This is my pizza, fuck you all”, while the outcome depends on the complete answer pattern.
How long does “Are you a cool friend or a Wi-Fi jerk?” take?
About 2 min: answer 5 questions, from “A friend asks for help with moving. Your level of friendly bullshit?” through “The last piece of pizza left. Friendship or love?”. No registration is required to take it.