About this test
The test will determine whether you are a calm bun or a walking serial, where every glance is a betrayal, and every "ok" is the fuck of the season. We check how quickly an ordinary "ok" turns in your head into a season finale, a betrayal of the writers and an urgent meeting of girlfriends. No cameras, but an internal soundtrack and a slow glance out the window are almost guaranteed.
The test distinguishes healthy emotionality from the habit of directing a disaster where a person was simply busy. It is a gentle parody of our exaggerations, insults and love of a beautiful dramatic gesture.
What the questions actually test
“How much fucking drama do you have?” contains 5 concrete scenes, starting with “You have been read a message and are silent for 17 minutes. What the fuck?” and reaching “Plans for the evening were cancelled. How loud is the magpie burning?”. The options below each scene show the full range of reactions without revealing the final archetype.
- You have been read a message and are silent for 17 minutes. What the fuck?
- 😌 The person is busy, I live on
- 👀 I check the chat once, well twice
- 🥲 I write "is everything okay?" and it's not normal anymore
- ⚰️ I morally hide relationships and choose music for the credits
- The barista mixed up your order. Your inner bitch…
- ☕ Please correct me
- 😮💨 I sigh so that my ancestors could hear
- 📣 I tell my friends about this tragedy of the day
- 🔥 This is a personal attack, the institution has been declared an enemy of the people
- In the photo from the party, you looked like a dick. Actions?
- 😂 I laugh and ask for another photo
- 🙏 Quietly ask to clean up, without drama
- 📚 I am writing a lecture on ethics and perspectives to the author
- 💣 I'm deleting social networks, friends and this fucking era
- Someone sighed strangely nearby. You already thought that…
- 🙂 The person just sighed, shit
- 🤝 Maybe the day is difficult - I ask
- 😨 She is clearly angry with me
- 🎤 The conspiracy has begun, it's time to prepare a dramatic monologue
- Plans for the evening were cancelled. How loud is the magpie burning?
- 🧘 Okay, I'll find another job
- 😑 It hurts a little, but I'll survive
- 📱 I teach stories about unreliable people
- 🌋 This is the end of friendship, humanity and trust, damn it
Frequently asked questions
What exactly does “How much fucking drama do you have?” explore?
The quiz connects your decisions in “You have been read a message and are silent for 17 minutes. What the fuck?” and “Plans for the evening were cancelled. How loud is the magpie burning?”. Choices range from “😌 The person is busy, I live on” to “🌋 This is the end of friendship, humanity and trust, damn it”, while the outcome depends on the complete answer pattern.
How long does “How much fucking drama do you have?” take?
About 2 min: answer 5 questions, from “You have been read a message and are silent for 17 minutes. What the fuck?” through “Plans for the evening were cancelled. How loud is the magpie burning?”. No registration is required to take it.