About this test
Dishes, socks, refrigerator with biological weapons and cleaning before guests. Your house is now quietly humming. Life is more honest than resume. A sink, socks, a bag of bags and a mysterious container in the refrigerator can tell more about a person than ten motivational posts. It is this evidence that our domestic tribunal considers.
The test does not require sterility and does not condemn the creative pile of things on the chair. It only determines whether you are in control of your own clutter or whether the clutter has already taken ownership of the apartment.
What the questions actually test
“What's your level of household bullshit?” contains 5 concrete scenes, starting with “There is already a mountain of dishes in the sink. When does this shit get washed?” and reaching “Guests write: "We will be there in 20 minutes." It begins…”. The options below each scene show the full range of reactions without revealing the final archetype.
- There is already a mountain of dishes in the sink. When does this shit get washed?
- ✨ After eating, as in the advertisement of a normal life
- 🧽 One event in the evening
- ☕ When the clean cups run out
- 🏔️ When the dishes will start requiring registration
- A lonely sock lies on the floor. Her fate?
- 🧺 Immediately carry to wash
- 🚶 I'll pick it up when I pass by
- 🖼️ It is now part of the interior, don't touch it
- 🧦 She already has a name, a family and the right to vote
- There is a container of unknown age in the refrigerator. What the hell is there?
- 🗑️ I check and throw out on time
- 👃 I sniff from a safe distance
- ☣️ I will not reveal it - let the secret live
- 🦠 This is a new form of life, I am her father
- The faucet has been dripping for the third day. Your sane repair?
- 🔧 I call the master or repair
- 📺 I watch the video and plan for tomorrow
- 🥣 I put a bowl — the problem is localized
- 🔊 I turn up the music, now I can't hear a single horseradish
- Guests write: "We will be there in 20 minutes." It begins…
- 🫖 Kettle and peace, I'm clean
- 🧹 Quickly clean visible surfaces
- 🚪 I shove the whole fuck in the closet
- 🕳️ I turn off the light and pretend that I have moved
Frequently asked questions
What exactly does “What's your level of household bullshit?” explore?
The quiz connects your decisions in “There is already a mountain of dishes in the sink. When does this shit get washed?” and “Guests write: "We will be there in 20 minutes." It begins…”. Choices range from “✨ After eating, as in the advertisement of a normal life” to “🕳️ I turn off the light and pretend that I have moved”, while the outcome depends on the complete answer pattern.
How long does “What's your level of household bullshit?” take?
About 2 min: answer 5 questions, from “There is already a mountain of dishes in the sink. When does this shit get washed?” through “Guests write: "We will be there in 20 minutes." It begins…”. No registration is required to take it.