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Neighbors · 2 min

How terrible a neighbor are you?

Drilling, bins, parking, loud music, and cooking smells: do your neighbors greet you without swearing under their breath?

No registration · 5 questions
🏘️honesty required*
useful, without spoilers

About this test

Drilling, bins, parking, loud music, and cooking smells: do your neighbors greet you without swearing under their breath? The story starts with “You need to drill into a wall on the weekend. What time do you start?”, moves through “A package of waste flowed in the corridor. what do you do?”, and ends with your choice in “A neighbor complains about the smell of your food. How do you respond?”.

The reactions range from “🕙 Time is closer to the day.” to “🔧 I'm looking for a problem with the drawing.”. That exact mix of decisions produces a distinct humorous archetype.

What the questions actually test

“How terrible a neighbor are you?” contains 5 concrete scenes, starting with “You need to drill into a wall on the weekend. What time do you start?” and reaching “A neighbor complains about the smell of your food. How do you respond?”. The options below each scene show the full range of reactions without revealing the final archetype.

  1. You need to drill into a wall on the weekend. What time do you start?
    • 🕙 Time is closer to the day.
    • 📩 The nearest neighbors.
    • 🌅 Seven o'clock: the drill also has the right to a morning motivation.
    • 🛠️ Collect all work in one short interval.
  2. A package of waste flowed in the corridor. what do you do?
    • 🧽 I get back immediately.
    • 🪣 My place and my package.
    • 👻 I'm missing as a mystery for the OSB.
    • 📦 Check if it has hurt someone else.
  3. Your usual place for the car occupied. your reaction?
    • 🚗 I am looking for a legal place.
    • 🧱 I break the trip and go to bed with a clean conscience.
    • 📞 I ask in the chat of the house if they know the owner.
    • 🅿️ I’m going to see if the place is my place.
  4. You have guests, and the music has become too loud. What do you do?
    • 🔊 Let the house also celebrate.
    • 🎚️ Reduced after the time set.
    • 💬 We advise our neighbors about a short celebration.
    • 🚪 I close the windows and control the noise.
  5. A neighbor complains about the smell of your food. How do you respond?
    • 🪟 Check the ventilation and ventilation.
    • 🤝 I’ll make sure when it’s worst.
    • 🍳 I smell again, because freedom smells cabbage and spider.
    • 🔧 I'm looking for a problem with the drawing.

Frequently asked questions

What exactly does “How terrible a neighbor are you?” explore?

The quiz connects your decisions in “You need to drill into a wall on the weekend. What time do you start?” and “A neighbor complains about the smell of your food. How do you respond?”. Choices range from “🕙 Time is closer to the day.” to “🔧 I'm looking for a problem with the drawing.”, while the outcome depends on the complete answer pattern.

How long does “How terrible a neighbor are you?” take?

About 2 min: answer 5 questions, from “You need to drill into a wall on the weekend. What time do you start?” through “A neighbor complains about the smell of your food. How do you respond?”. No registration is required to take it.