About this test
From light indifference to the enlightened "fuck him". The accuracy is almost frightening. Indifference can be a healthy ability not to waste your nerves, but it can become a way to avoid everything important. The test looks for the line between calm, tired "then" and enlightened "and fuck it".
The questions are about criticism, small problems, responsibility and other people's expectations. The result will show where you conserve resources, and where, along with excessive anxiety, you accidentally turned off participation in your own life.
What the questions actually test
“How much of a dick do you have?” contains 5 concrete scenes, starting with “A stranger does not approve of your choice. What are you doing?” and reaching “An unexpected domestic problem breaks your plan. How do you keep the balance?”. The options below each scene show the full range of reactions without revealing the final archetype.
- A stranger does not approve of your choice. What are you doing?
- 🧭 Check if there is a useful fact in the criticism.
- 🙂 I listen and leave my decision.
- 🚶 I finish the conversation without having to convince everyone.
- 🪁 I let someone go without my accompanying.
- The evening’s plan suddenly falls apart. What is your reaction?
- 📲 I will clarify the reason and quickly repair the agreement.
- 🍿 I choose a nice reserve option at home.
- 🌧️ I'm sad, but I don't turn it into a week's sentence.
- 🎉 I rejoice in the free time as if it were an official holiday.
- You are being argued with on social media. When do you stop?
- 📚 I answer the facts once and do not repeat the circle.
- 🤝 I'm looking for a point of agreement if the speaker hears
- 🔕 I turn out the announcement when the conversation became an exhibition
- 🌌 I leave the last word of space and I go to eat.
- You made a small mistake on people. What happens next?
- 🛠️ I fix the track and apologize shortly.
- 😅 I laugh without humiliating myself.
- 🧠 I remember the lesson, but I don't take the scene all night.
- 🕶️ I'm going on with the confidence of the man whose double was cut off.
- An unexpected domestic problem breaks your plan. How do you keep the balance?
- 🔧 I decide what I can do just now.
- 📞 Please help if I don’t get out of the situation.
- ☕ Take a short break before the next decision.
- 🦆 I declare the problem a duck and let it swim past.
Frequently asked questions
What exactly does “How much of a dick do you have?” explore?
The quiz connects your decisions in “A stranger does not approve of your choice. What are you doing?” and “An unexpected domestic problem breaks your plan. How do you keep the balance?”. Choices range from “🧭 Check if there is a useful fact in the criticism.” to “🦆 I declare the problem a duck and let it swim past.”, while the outcome depends on the complete answer pattern.
How long does “How much of a dick do you have?” take?
About 2 min: answer 5 questions, from “A stranger does not approve of your choice. What are you doing?” through “An unexpected domestic problem breaks your plan. How do you keep the balance?”. No registration is required to take it.