About this test
Silence, sarcasm, old grievances and the legendary "everything is fine". The test will show your signature romantic fuck. A relationship is rarely destroyed by one big scene; more often it's a collection of silences, sarcastic "nothings," old screenshots, and telepathy that hasn't worked yet again. The test is looking for your signature way of turning a minor misunderstanding into a series.
The questions are about resentment, jealousy, apologies, and talking about needs. This is not therapy or judgment of the couple, but an excuse to laugh at familiar behavior and, perhaps, next time say with words what exactly is wrong.
What the questions actually test
“What kind of crap do you do in a relationship?” contains 5 concrete scenes, starting with “They ask you: "What happened?". And you have a dick there. Respond?” and reaching “You understand that you were wrong. A terrible moment has come...”. The options below each scene show the full range of reactions without revealing the final archetype.
- They ask you: "What happened?". And you have a dick there. Respond?
- 💬 I say directly that I was affected
- ⏳ I ask for some time and return to the conversation
- 😑 I utter the immortal "nothing" with such a slur that everything is clear
- 🚪 "IT'S OK," I shout, slamming the door
- A partner liked a photo of a former person. Your bitch…
- 🤝 I ask without questioning and draw conclusions from the answer
- 🙂 I'm a little jealous, but I'm talking about it
- 🕵️ I am conducting an investigation until 2014
- ⚔️ I swear at all my exes in return - the war has begun, bitch
- They didn't wash the dishes again. How to report this bullshit?
- 🧽 I remind specifically and without humiliation
- 😤 I say that it really pisses me off
- 🎭 I wash demonstratively, I sigh for the whole apartment
- 🏛️ I am building a monument to our dead love from plates
- The person was 40 minutes late. You…
- 🕒 I find out the reason and agree on the future
- 🌡️ I get angry, but I speak normally
- ➗ I will be late next time for 80 - mathematics
- 🫥 I disappear for a day, let him feel the temporary fuck
- You understand that you were wrong. A terrible moment has come...
- 🙏 sorry without "but"
- 😬 I'm sorry, even though pride whines
- 🤹 I say "we're both guilty" even if we're not
- 🐈 I am rewriting history so that the cat and geopolitics are to blame
Frequently asked questions
What exactly does “What kind of crap do you do in a relationship?” explore?
The quiz connects your decisions in “They ask you: "What happened?". And you have a dick there. Respond?” and “You understand that you were wrong. A terrible moment has come...”. Choices range from “💬 I say directly that I was affected” to “🐈 I am rewriting history so that the cat and geopolitics are to blame”, while the outcome depends on the complete answer pattern.
How long does “What kind of crap do you do in a relationship?” take?
About 2 min: answer 5 questions, from “They ask you: "What happened?". And you have a dick there. Respond?” through “You understand that you were wrong. A terrible moment has come...”. No registration is required to take it.